That if someone was a 'beauty queen', with hot ironed curls, peroxide blonde hair, perfect make up and colored contacts..... would shave their legs? Not only that, but not publish photos of their hairy legs, whilst endoring a beauty product on their high traffic blog.
Well I was reading the site of an Asian 'beauty blogger' who was trying to advertise some skin care cream, and put it on her legs to show the texture.. but her legs were like h.a.i.r.y. Dont Asians shave?
Wait, yeah after those damn Nicolas Tse sex photos, I think I know the answer.
Really, a wax down there.. or anywhere once in a while is not a bad thing.
Oh and I'm currently watching Riding in Cars with Boys and I am so glad I did not fall pregnant at 15 to marry some drop kick baby daddy.
I'm finally going to book my Thailand accomodation tomorrow. Yes, I totally lagged it because I'm lazy. Its funny because there is a Flight Centre in my building, so its not like I had to go far.
Also, thus far, I have paid for this trip in its entirety. Being financially viable is also a good feeling. PLUS, for our 2 year anniversay/my 19th birthday Chi paid for us to go to Cairns. So this is kind of my paying him back.
So tomorrow I will be receiving my "best girlfriend ever" award because I know I'm deserving. (Okay maybe not, because I'm always so mean, bossy and rude. Haha).
Whilst at flight centre, I saw all their brochures on holiday destinations. Looking at those damn glossy pictures makes me, happy, anxious, jealous and worried all at the same time. I want to go to ALL of those places, but where will I find the time/funds? I want to go to those places, NOW. I dont want to wait 5, 10, 20 years.
Like Africa, Maldives, Europe (France, Italy and England), USA, New Zealand, Greek Islands, South America, China and more of SE Asia. If I don't go to all of those places, I will explode.... like no joke.
I want one of those passports where I can flip through and see pages of travel stamps. My current one only has like 2, from my trip to NZ in 05. Too bad my Japan trip was stamped on an expired passport.
I guess being loving travel is better than like, loving something toxic (subtances).
I went to the gym.
It hurt.
I sucked.
But I feel GOOOOOD!!!
Watch me get sexy ;)
LOL
P.S I discovered I have the physical capacity of an 8 year old child or a 80 year old. Cannot open doors, cannot run, cannot lift anything. Physically incompetent.
Girl 1: He loves you, he really wants you back.
Girl 2: Well tell him I've discovered the power of pussy.
Girl 2's lesbian lover: Hell yeah.
Girl 2 and her lesbian lover snog.
OMG I LOVE SBS.
P.S I gota try that line sometime. Pity I have yet to discover the 'power of pussy'.
Sometimes life just shits on you face and you have no choice by to take it.
Some stupid fucking mole stole (yes, stole) my leather jacket at U.N. And its not like I got drunk and left it somewhere, and some sad bitch took it. I paid my $3 to put it in the cloak room, and it STILL got stolen because the girl who was managing the cloak room is a fucking dumbass. She gave my jacket to someone else!!! Who was "screaming" at her for the brown Just Jeans leather jacket.... Thats my jacket you moles! Who the fuck steals peoples jackets? Who can be bothered to make up elaborate stories to the girl managing the cloak room to get their hands on a dirty, second hand jacket? Its not even expensive, and really is quite shit. Who steals the cheapest leather jacket on the market? I bought it for like $150, when most leather jackets are $300+. Plus I had it for like less than 1 month, and it already had stains and some scratches/holes etc. Yet they still stole it.
So to the stupid tightass mole who stole my jacket. I hope the mother of karma sits on your skanky face. The next girl I see with the same jacket in my size, I might just pull her hair out. And I only went to U.N because I didnt want to spent another friday night doing nothing. I'd seriously start feeling sorry for myself since last friday all I did was sleep.
Somethings I will never understand. The rest of my weekend was much better. I watched Fung Fu Panda with my sister, Chi and his cousins, Michael. Pretty decent movie. And since it was a movie about China, it was that much better. Rofl. Went shopping, bought some cheap flannel boxer shorts + singlet from Cotton On Body. Saw Erica, one of the girls I used to work with at Cotton On Macquarie. Shes managing the Paramatta store now, so good for her.
Sat night, I went to visit Leigh at her place because I didn't want to sit around a kebab shop with boys talking about cars. Heh... She's selling her MacBook Pro, so Chi and I will probaby buy it. YAY..
Sunday, we ate, watched TV, walked the dog and I cleaned his entire room out. That kid is like the worst horder of junk. He has the most random shit from like 100 years ago. It's like going to a 90s museum. Not to mention the really disgusting soiled goods thats been sitting around for years. Oh and the unmentionables. So I threw everything away, and consolidated other crap. It is bad when you have to create a 'toy box' for your 21 year old boyfriends legos and figerines? LOL...
It's Wednesday, and I have lagged in blogging about the weekend. I'm deluding myself into thinking that its important and must be done.
Its also a way to test my short term memory skills.
Friday I went to Chi house to eat food and watch T.V. One of the luxuries of young adult life. Then at 8.30p.m. we decided we were tired and went to sleep. Waking up at 1.30a.m. (a 5 hour nap!) so I could be dropped home and continue sleeping. My parents will be thinking I went partying and going hard out. Really, my life is bland compared to perception.
Saturday I had to walk the dog (must be at least 1.5hours otherwise dog will be unsatisfied and refuse to go home, compensation for never being walked any other time).
Then that night was Nick's (one of Chi's graduating classmates) 21st birthday party at Woolwich Pier Hotel. It was n.i.c.e!!! His mum really went 'all out' for his birthday. They had hired the top floor function room, overlooking the water/City. Open bar, for all the drinks not just the usual house wines and beer. D.J, caterer.. the atmosphere was awesome. And I though David's 21st was the creme de la creme of parties. But I think with money (and what it can buy) there is never a limit of being the most or the best.
Most of the boys got completely smashed and I played designated driver. YAY. So that meant I got to drink 2 cokes and 1 sprite from the open bar. HAHA. It was mostly, drinking, eating and talking. Oh, and ice cream cake. Gigantic ice cream cake :D
Sunday I went to Nadia's 21st with the just the girls, as her party will be later. We went to Lowenbrau, drank alot of good beer and ate good (salty) food, 90% meat btw. We got the platter for 2, and divided between the 4 of us, still didnt finish it. And we can eat a fair bit.
Afterwards, we went to some random cafe on the Rocks and bought 4 slices of cake to go. Went to Leigh's house, drank tea and gorged on cake.
I cant believe I'm attending so many 21st birthdays. I FEEL SO OLD. /emo
Following announcement on SBS before a show aired:
The following show has been rated MA15+. It is not suitable for persons under the age fo 15. It contains: very coarse language, a sex scene and drug use.
This screams: WATCH ME!!!!! I have Sex Drugs and Rock & Roll. I AM DIRTY AND BAD.. Watchhh meeee!!! If you want to be cool. Watch me, if you want to know how to have sex with girls, talk dirty and do drugs. IF you want to rebel against your parents and prove how mature you are, watch me! For the love of God, just watch me, because I'm fucking baaaadddd.
They should have the following annoucement to stop kids watching these dirty shows:
The following show is highly recommended by your history, maths, science teachers. Your mum, and that dorky kid in class. It contains 15minutes of parlimentary debate, then 45 mins of knitting lessons. After the show there will be a 10 question pop quiz. If you fail, no T.V for the rest of the week.
Then the only people who will wach that shit, will be people like me. :)
So after hearing my parents will goto Macau, Hongkong and China without me, /slit. I've planned a:
Half-way-around-the-world-trip-with-Nadia.
Time: July 2009
Destination: LA, Vegas, San Francisco, France, Italy (to visit Vivien who will be on exchange next year) and Israel.
Problem: Saving $10,000 in 1 year, as well as continue saving for house deposit.
Solution: Dont eat, shop or breathe for 12 months and work butt off?
May I remind you what I am aspiring to?
Is the strange when I watch these videos I cry, laugh and cry some more? Then grab my note pad and add about 50 new places to my already extensive "PLACES THAT MUST I VISIT BEFORE I DIE" list. And Chi doesnt share quite the same passion for travel as I do. That breaks my heart, just a little.
I was just doing some research for my up and comming holiday to Thailand. And OMG, why did I choose a developing Asian country to be my first overseas trip sans parents. Shit is so complicated, like worry about not being scammed by dodgy taxi drivers and 'tour guides' plus not being kidnapped and stuff. Why didn't I choose Hawaii or something? Where they at least speak a similar language (American).
I'll be okay. I have Chi. Hahaha..
And half way reseaching for this holiday (which is in less than a month, eek!), I'm trying to decide to go for my next holiday
Oh and I just discovered the Maldives, which is sooo beautiful. But I really really want to go to USA. So I can indulge in shopping (at our current almost dollar-dollar exchange rate) and eat In and Out burgers/White Castle and the original Maccas/KFC/Pizza Hutt.
So I'm planning for LA, Vegas and San Franciso. They're all relatively close together (on the "west coast") so it should be good. The tickets are around $2500. Chi and I both really want a MacBook Pro, which is around $2700... but a holiday or a computer? I'd choose a trip anyday.
I know I said I'd save all my money for my house... but addictions are like really hard to kick. Now I just have to find someone to come with me, lots of disposable income and time.
My parents are going to Hong Kong/China without me. AGAIN. They're meant to go with me...!!! But I have stupid uni in September. I cant wait to graduate, so I have more time to travel. lol..
Seriously, you only live once.
So Ive been slowly reading through that multi-hundred page thread on CFH, and they talk about what to say to rude people alot. Like being rude back, saying something smart-assey and stunning them..
I always think I should be more assertive and not put up with the shit people do.. But most of the time, its just easier for me to continue being nice. There is no point in arguing with stupid. I have better things to do with my time
But at the end of the conversation my collegues and I will have a laugh at stupid's expensive. So I guess that is their karma. Be a mole, and you'll have your mole status declared to 5 other people who dont know you but are still laughing at you. HA.
